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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some of your shocking stories?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Still no good

No way

Everyone loved it.

Who's your celebrity crush?

Then came..

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

No go.

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?